Welcome my pretties.

  • me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me: what are we
funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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sarcastichashtags:

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

me rn tbh
a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

(via raw-agave)

chanclazo:

*latinx parent loses an argument* SOY TO M/PADRE Y ME TIENES QUE RESPETAR

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