you guys won’t be laughing when i become hokage
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
"I'm never letting you out of my sight again. You're bound to me in blood."
yunjae for sleeplessotaku
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
Have you not heard of cryaotic
*the whole of the GoldenBlackHawk fandom screaming*
[Distant ImmortalHD fandom crying]
[[[stares at Ryan Haywood pointedly]]]
*uberhaxornova fans screaming in the distance**Markiplier fans flail in the distance*
*Nilesy’s fans, Rythian’s fans, and Strife’s fans nodding enthusiastically*
*THE VOICE OF CR1TIKAL
HAVE YOU HEARD SJIN
*cough cough* william strife
* inhuman grunts and clicks from the night vale fandom
Will strife and rythian <3
*stumbles in* DID SOMEONE SAY ALEX SMITH
*kicks door down* CHRIS TROTT
*smashes window* siPS
are you fucking sure about that rei?
When I was younger, I used to be all like hmph I wish I could go out all day and everyday, and now I’m like
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.